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Yelling is the new spanking? Puh-leeze!
Just checked it out! Sarah from www.MommyLiteOnline.com
Replied Nov 24
Subscribe to Mommy Lite & be entered to win Free Movie Tickets!
You can now SUBSCRIBE to Mommy Lite and ONLY get e-mails when there is something NEW to read! How great is that! PLUS, if you forward my link to a friend and they sign up, (they should leave a comme…
Started Nov 2
Looking for writers!
Hi Tess, I wrote a book called "The Bridesmaid's Guerrilla Handbook" (published by Berkley Books). We've sold over 50,000 copies to date. If you'd like to talk about an "excerpt" or a "Bridesmaid's"…
Replied Oct 6
Hoping to find new blogs to follow...
Yay and thank you! I'll follow you too!
Tagged: bikini, wax, back-to-school, lite, Maizes
Replied Sep 12
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I liked the "earn the right to disrespect" part. Great article! Congratulations! Best, Sarah @ www.MommyLiteOnline.com
Hi all - Enjoying a ridiculously hot thanksgiving in LA! Just posted new blog at www.MommyLiteOnline.com. I hope you'll check it out!
I’m Thankful for Asia”: I suppose a comment like this would surprise a parent, but not me. Last night at my sister…
I just posted on Mommy Lite. I'd love any comments! www.MommyLiteOnline.com
Excerpt: "I’m Thankful for Asia”: I suppose a comment like this would surprise a parent, but not me. Last night at my sister's house we all went around the table and said w…
Posted fresh funny blog on Mommy Lite. I hope you'll read and give me any comments! www.MommyLiteOnline.com
Excerpt: "I’m Thankful for Asia”: I suppose a comment like this would surprise a parent, but not me. Last night at my sister's house we all…
Just checked it out! Sarah from www.MommyLiteOnline.com
Have you heard about the woman who's going to give birth live on the internet? That's right, according to Boston.com, Lynsee (that's two "E's"), a 23 year-old teacher from Minneapolis, is going to bring forth her 1st child live on camera for the who…
You can now SUBSCRIBE to Mommy Lite and ONLY get e-mails when there is something NEW to read! How great is that!
PLUS, if you forward my link to a friend and they sign up, (they should leave a comment with the name and e-mail of the person who refe…
Hi Everyone! I'm at 100 so I'm leaving the group!!!!! Thanks so much to all of you who wrote to tell me how much they liked what I had going on at Mommy Lite!!!
What an amazing group of women!
Thanks again!
Sarah Maizes
I am SO close! Just 5 more people following me and you can all be rid of me! Is there anyone I am not following? If I haven't gotten you, let me know and PLEASE put the name of your site DIRECTLY in your response. It's makes it all easy, peasy. www.…
I have a new post up at Mommy Lite:
"The Booty Trap"
My toilet seat is booby trapped.
There have been clues all along, but I just put two and two together.
Every time I sit down on the toilet my kids are alerted and suddenly I am bombarded with…
Comment Wall (20 comments)
- At 12:21am on December 3, 2009,
mug mommy said…
- Hello Sarah! Your "I'm Thankful for Asia" post was lovely. Yes, Asia is huge, but our country is small and mostly made up of islands. Still, people here have HUGE hearts! I'm thankful...that I joined MBC...and am now part of the world out there! :)
- At 10:42pm on November 20, 2009,
Natalie Regoli, CEO said…
- Are you on Facebook and LinkedIn?
I would like to connect with you there also. I am trying to make more friends and fans so that I can spread awareness for breast cancer during pregnancy. I was diagnosed Stage 3 in the 5th month of my pregnancy in May. My status updates on Facebook and LinkedIn are usually about my fight.
You can become a fan of mine on Facebook here:
Facebook Natalie Regoli
You can connect with me on LinkedIn here:
LinkedIn Natalie Regoli
- At 1:04am on November 15, 2009,
jing lejano said…
- Hi Sarah!
Would visit your blog in a bit!
Happy Sunday! :)
Jing
- At 9:42am on October 30, 2009,
Mindy said…
- I'm lucky #100. Yay for you!!! I read several of your posts---pretty hilarious! I'll definitely be coming back. I'd love it if you followed my blog. I just started and am seriously lacking in followers, but yesterday morning I had zero, so this group is bringin' me up in the world. :-)
http://adventuresofa1sttimemommy.blogspot.com/
- At 8:38am on October 30, 2009,
Justbeingamum said…
- Hi Sarah, I am following you now, I was number 99 so just one to go to reach the 100 mark. Well done. You can find me at :
Just Being A Mum
- At 3:22pm on October 24, 2009,
Rebekah Schneiter said… - Sarah, let's e-mail! rebekah-outnumbered@hotmail.com.
I'd love to talk to you about interviewing you on my blog. Also, I'd like to ask you some writer-to-writer questions.
- At 3:11pm on October 24, 2009,
Rebekah Schneiter said…
- Ah yes, writers are that way....we like affirmation and feedback. Have you ever read On Writing Well or Writing With Power? Its all in there. :) I too love comments. I hope to connect though our blogs. My nephew as autism, very severe. I taught middle school for 7 years and had a handful of children with autism and asbergers. I know a small window of your life, but of course, only you fully know as it is your daily life.
- At 2:48pm on October 24, 2009,
Rebekah Schneiter said…
- Hey, what is your blog address? Love to check out a fellow writer.
rebekah-outnumbered@blogspot.com
- At 10:59pm on October 22, 2009,
Jenny Yarbrough said… - Hi Sarah, thanks for following my blog...I am following yours too. Good luck with your book.
- At 3:46pm on October 15, 2009,
Kerry Grier said… - Hi Sarah, as a mother of a child who doesn't have awesome I am inclined to agree with all the other mothers of children who don't have autism and give you a halo of knowledge you probably have earned along the bumpy ride. I am not sure I would buy into the designated driver bit though! Have fun! I would appreciate your feedback at kerrycharacters.wordpress.com
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- Mommy Lite
- What is your blog URL?
- http://www.mommylite.blogspot.com
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- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcAPH_m4FIQ
- Twitter URL
- http://twitter.com/smaizes
- What is your site's URL?
- http://www.sarahmaizes.com
- Share a little something about yourself with other moms.
- I am a divorced, single mother of three (one with autism, the other two UNEXPECTED boy/girl twins) living in LA. I am a former literary agent, turned development executive, turned writer/stand-up comedienne (the natural segway for a mother of 3...) and co-author of The Bridesmaid's Guerrilla Handbook published by Berkley Books. I cook, collect rare shrinky dinks and appear to be the sole caretaker of three very fat guinea pigs.
- What is your blogging philosophy?
- Make a point or make someone laugh. If you get both, you've hit gold!
- I have been blogging since...
- July 2009
- My favorite blog is...
- http://mylifeisapieceofcake.blogspot.com/
Sarah Maizes's Blog
A Star is Born on the Internet...Literally!
Have you heard about the woman who's going to give birth live on the internet? That's right, according to Boston.com, Lynsee (that's two "E's"), a 23 year-old teacher from Minneapolis, is going to bring forth her 1st child live on camera for the whole world to see.
Am I shocked? Not really. Grossed out a bit, but not shocked. She's going to famous. Really, really famous...for like half a day...maybe longer if she goes for the Petocin. Now who doesn't want that?
According to CNN in this era of… Continue
Am I shocked? Not really. Grossed out a bit, but not shocked. She's going to famous. Really, really famous...for like half a day...maybe longer if she goes for the Petocin. Now who doesn't want that?
According to CNN in this era of… Continue
Posted on November 6, 2009 at 1:34am —
The Dark Side
My 9 year old daughter informed our dinner companions last night that I have a "dark side."
Despite the fact that it's true, I was alarmed that my daughter picked up on it. Of course, my sister and cousin were hysterical laughing and pointing fingers at me. I told them to "shut-up."
Does a 9 year old even know what a dark side is? And if so, when did she see it? Did she see me scratch my nose with my middle finger at some old lady who cut us off the other day? Did she sense how serious I was w… Continue
Despite the fact that it's true, I was alarmed that my daughter picked up on it. Of course, my sister and cousin were hysterical laughing and pointing fingers at me. I told them to "shut-up."
Does a 9 year old even know what a dark side is? And if so, when did she see it? Did she see me scratch my nose with my middle finger at some old lady who cut us off the other day? Did she sense how serious I was w… Continue
Posted on September 8, 2009 at 12:54pm —
Left, Center & Right-Of-Passage (T.M.I. Alert! If offended easily, turn back!)
Here is the latest post from my blog "Mommy Lite." If you like it and want more tales from the mayhem that is my life, I hope you'll check out www.mommylite.blogspot.com.
WARNING: This entry is a little graphic, if you're easily offended, don't read on. However, if you lack all sense of decorum (which apparently I do), read on and laugh at my expense. :)
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"LEFT, CENTER & RIGHT-OF-PASSAGE..."
Today I brought my daughters with me to get a Bikini Wax.
Don't worry, they didn't get one.… Continue
WARNING: This entry is a little graphic, if you're easily offended, don't read on. However, if you lack all sense of decorum (which apparently I do), read on and laugh at my expense. :)
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"LEFT, CENTER & RIGHT-OF-PASSAGE..."
Today I brought my daughters with me to get a Bikini Wax.
Don't worry, they didn't get one.… Continue
Posted on September 3, 2009 at 1:03am —
"The Im-possum-ble Dream"
My daughter loves animals. Let me clarify...my daughter is OBSESSED with animals. One of the aspects of Aspergers - it's her "passion".
When she was a toddler, we bought her plastic animals in bulk to play with and she would spend hours organizing them in a marching waves across the tv room floor. The penguins in front, polar bears off to the side - so they won't eat the penguins - monkeys pushing up the rear.
As a Jewish mom I didn't let it throw me. I just thought, "so, she'll be a vet." (He… Continue
When she was a toddler, we bought her plastic animals in bulk to play with and she would spend hours organizing them in a marching waves across the tv room floor. The penguins in front, polar bears off to the side - so they won't eat the penguins - monkeys pushing up the rear.
As a Jewish mom I didn't let it throw me. I just thought, "so, she'll be a vet." (He… Continue
Posted on August 30, 2009 at 9:00pm —
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