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Egg Hunt

Today, I entered into the age old practise of the Easter Egg Hunt. Or the Mum Suddenly Thinks It's Okay To Eat Stuff Off The Floor O-Thon. As you may be new to this custom, I have decided to give you a run down of how things might pan out for you. You'll need small chocolate eggs, a novelty basket and a will to win.(Futile bunny ears optional)www.myfunnymummy.org xSee More

Mar 31

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Jewels

This interest in dangly adornments stemmed from when I thought I'd try being a A Hippy. Turned out that after a few shoeless months picking gravel and shards of bus stop out of my trotters I realised that I was, in fact, not Joss Stone, but a slightly overweight idiot wearing one earring and an air of working class desperation.www.myfunnymummy.org x See More

Mar 21

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Elastic Fantastic

It is here.I have waited seventy five weeks for this moment. Five hundred and twenty five days have crawled teasingly past; 12600 hours have edged painfully along; 756000 minutes have dragged tauntingly by; and on every single follicly challenged one of them I have remained patient, resilient, focussed and unwavering in my longing for and pursuit of THIS VERY DAY. www.myfunnymummy.org x See More

Feb 28

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Pam Cake Day

Happy birthday Pam! Mum, Dad and I wish you many happy returns! We did make you some little cakes to celebrate but we all decided you really wouldn't like them, so as our gift to you, lovely lady, we ate them all. No worries. And as you were otherwise engaged on your big day, I decided to outline the festivities you missed out on. Congrats old bird! www.myfunnymummy.org xSee More

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Manners

So rapidly blossoming is her vocabulary that all swearing, of even the lowest level, must be muttered through bitten off lips for fear she will clasp her flapping lugs about its profanitous phonemes and spit them, some three hours later, at an unsuspecting stranger in Tesco. Full post www.myfunnymummy.org xSee More

Jan 9

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Christmas Party Boy

So, me and my son resigned ourselves to an afternoon of gender bending (I myself lightened her load by pacing the dance floor in the plastic cracker moustache I found on the floor).www.myfunnymummy.org x See More

Dec 24, 2012

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Pat

Hashtag amazeballs!I, little old me, of blogging obscurity, have just met Postman Pat! The actual, gen-u-ine, real deal, Royal Mail delivering funster himself! And I am happy to report he didn't disappoint.In fact, he completely smashed it.www.myfunnymummy.org x See More

Dec 16, 2012

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Ridiculous

I know how annoying this is going to be. I know I am going to disappoint you. I know this isn't what you come here for, and believe me when I say, I really don't want to be that woman. So you'll just have to forgive me. Or else put it in your pipe and smoke it; because in this instance it is totally, completely unavoidable.So here it comes.www.myfunnymummy.org x See More

Dec 15, 2012

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Penny Roach commented on My Funny Mummy's blog post 'Once Upon A Time...'

"Fantastic post!! Such a way with words and I can't wait to see what you all do next!"

Dec 11, 2012

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Resting

When I sleep I wind myself into the tightest, most contorted, duvet encased mess of dislocated limbs and torn out hair that each morning I am forced to spend forty five minutes digging about in the covers in order to track down my left foot, right thumb or septum - which will, inevitably, amid all my stressed out night time writhing, have worked its way inside the duvet cover and nestled itself near someone's bum, so, upon clipping it back to my face and rushing out to work, means that I must…See More

Dec 10, 2012

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Once Upon A Time...

Once upon a time there was a Mummy, a Daddy, and a 14 month old little girl with a budding vocabulary and stubborn streak that started out cute but is becoming a bit of a nuisance.One afternoon this Mummy and Daddy sat playing with their very focused little girl. They began by having a make believe tea party together, which the little girl liked to do very much. Everybody poured pretend tea and ate pretend cake and chatted with the other invited guests who included a teddy, a single shoe and a…See More

Dec 9, 2012

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Chunder Storm

Nothing says 'Welcome To Our Home' like a vomit spattered front door step.www.myfunnymummy.org See More

Nov 30, 2012

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Nov 26, 2012

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Save Our Soles

My insatiable penchant for quality children's footwear knows no bounds. It cares not for pay day, savings or our desire to eat for the rest of the month. It just presses ahead, snatching at the nearest available overdraft, credit card or property re-mortgage in order to purchase every perfectly fitting 3.5G mule in the land. I am utterly powerless to control it. And if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.www.myfunnymummy.org x See More

Nov 25, 2012

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Torment

Not in our house. Because in our house, we don't celebrate the little triumphs. There are no pats on the back or celebratory high fives. In our house, success is an opportunity to bully. To tease. To tempt. To harass, badger, provoke, goad, bait and bother. Achievement sign posts the opportunity to immediately focus on the next thing I can't do. Because now I can walk; I have to walk further. I have to manage one more step than last time; one more stride than before; one more pace towards…See More

Nov 18, 2012

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Twenty eight year British non-maternal new mum. It's fine. I'm coping. Honest. Oh great - my pants are on fire. Typical.

What is your blogging philosophy?: Please visit www.myfunnymummy.org to follow my daily blog which charts the grinding, scraping, juddering, shrieking, achingly cool way I am handling life as a new parent.

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Egg Hunt

Posted on March 31, 2013 at 4:16pm 0 Comments 0 Likes

(Futile bunny ears optional)

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Jewels

Posted on March 21, 2013 at 7:17pm 0 Comments 0 Likes

Elastic Fantastic

Posted on February 28, 2013 at 4:53am 0 Comments 0 Likes

It is here.
I have waited seventy five weeks for this moment.
Five hundred and twenty five days have crawled teasingly past; 12600 hours have edged painfully along; 756000 minutes have dragged tauntingly by; and on every single follicly challenged one of them I have remained patient, resilient, focussed and unwavering in my longing for and pursuit of THIS VERY DAY.
www.myfunnymummy.org x

Pam Cake Day

Posted on February 17, 2013 at 6:00am 0 Comments 0 Likes

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