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Comment by Accidental Expert on October 28, 2009 at 11:24am

I can't believe it! Its snowing, and worse yet its a snow day.

I will make it through the day, I will make it through the day.

http://zenandmotherhood.blogspot.com/2009/10/snow-snow-go-away.html

Comment by Sarah Maizes on October 27, 2009 at 11:35pm

I have a new post up at Mommy Lite:

"The Booty Trap"

My toilet seat is booby trapped.

There have been clues all along, but I just put two and two together.

Every time I sit down on the toilet my kids are alerted and suddenly I am bombarded with children banging on the door, barging in and shouting "Mommy, I need you." "Mom, where are you?" and "MOOOOOOOOM! Do you know what Ben did?" Seriously. It’s an ambush.

They could have been playing in their rooms, quiet and content for hours. They could be out in the playroom deeply enmeshed in a game of Super Mario Kart. Hell, they could be down the block at a neighbor's house! But the second my butt hits that toilet seat..."

Intrigued? Read what happens at www.MommyLiteonline.com. I would love any thoughts or comments!

Comment by Accidental Expert on October 26, 2009 at 8:28am

Warning, hormones are raging yet again. For the complete saga, Of Mommies and Menopause

I promise, its not contagious. .

Comment by Camryn on October 25, 2009 at 11:00pm

My daughter lost her first tooth today. After letting it wiggle loose like a worm dangling on a fishing line for a month, she lost it. YAY! Only.....

She swallowed it.

Dang.

I told her it still counts, that the fairy would still come--even if she didn't have a tooth to offer. We had to get pretty creative on our story of how the tooth fairy is best friends with the potty fairy and how potty fairy was going to extract the tooth without it sounding absurdly gross. Good times, good times....

Sarah, it reminded me of your story of the "One Flaky Fairy." :)
Funny stuff!

Comment by Sarah Maizes on October 20, 2009 at 12:41pm

Hi Accidental Expert - I love that you read it. Definitely try it. It totally works!

Comment by Accidental Expert on October 20, 2009 at 12:35pm

Sarah,

I also have a child with autism...thanks for the tip...I'll need to use it sometimes.

Comment by Stacey M on October 20, 2009 at 10:43am

Hello! I'm new to this group. I'd like to think I'm funny, but maybe I just make myself laugh. I'm looking forward to finding other moms who see the humor in life and in raising children! You can find me at:

www.staceysmotheringmoments.blogspot.com

Thanks for looking!

Comment by Sarah Maizes on October 16, 2009 at 12:04am

I had TWO FEATURES on More.com this week! I'm so happy I could pee my pants! Please check it out and make me look good to the editors!

http://www.more.com/2051/9054-my-child-has-autism--and/2
http://www.more.com/2051/8753-september-showers-bring-ex-and

Comment by Camryn on October 15, 2009 at 11:56pm

Hey Lori--just checked out your articles. Pretty awesome! Great ideas and good info! Congratz again!

Comment by Camryn on October 11, 2009 at 8:07pm

Congratz, Lori! That's a big accomplishment! And you too, Tracy! That's really cool! I can't wait to check out your blog articles :)

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